Paradoxismminant (MintyLotus with a limit)

Why hello there!
This journal is somewhat limited to friends only.

Feel free to add me as a friend, but let me know who you are and all that good stuff (use the handy dandy comments section on this post).

If you're just here to find me in other places, here you go.

Technology hates me
It really does.  My first computer met with a horrible accident (apparently we'd have to get the hard drive replaced, and that's kind of expensive), and the one I got literally like 3 days ago decided it wanted to imitate sleeping beauty.

I put it in hibernate (which is a combination of standby/sleep and shut down), and when I came home, I tried to turn it on.  The light went on, but nothing else did.


In other news, I'm working on the school newspaper and editing other writing c:.  And since my grade/class doesn't have state testing, I've been home since Friday and will be at home until Wednesday, hooray :D!

Free two week trial
I am preparing for the onslaught of new images XD.

...and I may possibly be uploading a few of my own, if I can find some

Awww, cute!
What a sweet thing for a father to do C:


It's the little things in life that really make it awesome.

In other news, I'm currently trying to write a war story about a commando platypus.  And finishing some art, as usual.  I need to learn how not to procrastinate D:




Interesting P:

So long~
Wow.  So it's been almost two months since I last posted...I'm glad this didn't turn into another DeviantArt (augggh, 7000+ to go).

A short recap of recent happenings:
-School started again.  My class is full of tomfoolery and the teachers are mad at us, I think.  In English, we have four chapters of the Scarlet Letter--per day.  Plus summaries and presentations...If you've never read the Scarlet Letter, it has a somewhat cumbersome style and is therefore hard to read.  Also the print is very small...
-I'm older :D!  Still very young, though XD.
-I'm getting back into my art and writing.  I had a big slump, where I'd forget to work for weeks and weeks...but it's getting better now C;.  I can only hope that it keeps up!

And how have you guys been?

Mpreg: Now possible (sort of)

This brings new meaning to the joke:

Your mama so--...you know what, I'm sorry. I shouldn't say things like that. After all, you don't have a mama: you've got two daddies and a chemistry set. 

I especially thought this would interest you, alinealghost P:...

Anyways.  Opinions?

I have never read anything worse.

Here is a passage from the story, which made me laugh not because it was funny, but because it was so...horrific. This story is a perfect example of how NOT to write a fanfiction--heck, any kind of story.

"“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! B’loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. “Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly…"

I think the part that made me lol the hardest was "womb" and "masticating".
If you'd like to read the rest of this 44-chapter (luckily, they're short chapters) travesty, here's where to go: http://myimmortalhost.webs.com


Se termina mi monografia!

I have no school tomorrow, and the day after I've got a field trip to Ponce for FCCLA and Journalism club (at the same time, lol). It's the same field trip for both clubs...I'm probably going to end up writing the article for it anyways, so no problems there. I'm just your standard member of FCCLA (which I mostly just joined because it looks good on your college resume...wow, how military of me XD). Journalism I actually founded...so I'm the President, ahaha. I'm also an editor, layout person, question-answerer, occasional article-writer, resident comic artist, and director. You get the idea, lol.

SO anyways. I'm going to try to do a little more on my story for Nanowrimo. I know I'm not going to be able to finish, but I'll try to write what I can. If anyone's interested, I might possibly post it up...

Hope everyone's doing well C:

Dear alinealghost
or "FA", as I know you better, for short. C:

Cumpleaños feliz!


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